[Via Topless Robot.]

Now, you either wanna look at a middle-aged Japanese man dancing around to hypnotic lounge music in his little bedroom wearing nothing but a French maid's uniform and pigtails or you don't wanna look at a middle-aged Japanese man dancing around to hypnotic lounge music in his little bedroom wearing nothing but a French maid's uniform and pigtails.

Either way, here's Lolita Man, a middle-aged Japanese man dancing around to hypnotic lounge music in his little bedroom wearing nothing but a French maid's uniform and pigtails.

Enjoy. And remember kids, perversions are healthy and fun!

TOP FIVE YOUTUBE COMMENTS:

5. “Scroll down till his head is cut off. Then it gets confusing.”

4. “If i werent aware that youre a man i would be really horny =P “

3. “fap”

2. “if you would put on a mask like most other dancers on nico nico douga, you'd probably not be seen as a male that easily. I'm a girl myself and I think your body is very girly. ^_^ haha~”

1. “THAT IS WHY HIROSHIMA WAS TERRIBLE!!!”

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