It hasn't gone unnoticed around the West Coast Sound bunker that Hollywood party-hop duo LMFAO (which, for the grandmas on the Internets, means 'laughing my fucking bottom off') released its debut album this week. Last year they had a big web hit with the song, “I'm in Miami Bitch.”
The song set both the party and poetry circuits afire with its wild-ass themes and complicated rhyme structure. The new album is called Party Rock.
This is not LMFAO, btw.
Did you get all that? Yeah, us neither. LMFAO, Redfoo and Sky Blu, rival only Bob Dylan and Schwayze in lyrical density. These are words and shit that, well, some of the dumber and drunker of you out there might not be able to comprehend without a little explication. (That means, 'explainin'.)
Here are the lyrics. Focus. There are some three syllable words in there like 'bikini,' (which means 'little two-piece swim suit'), so just concentrate. We're gonna go get a cup of coffee and explain what it means after you read it. No talking.
When I step on the scene
Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp
Like an old school pimp or a real og
I rocking VANS
I'm in the sand
I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand
Hey, you're looking kind of cute in that polka dot bikini, girl
Hey, this is what I want to do, take of that polka dot bikini, girl.
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin'
I'm in Miami bitch
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch
Everybody on smash, smash
Hands in the air, air
I'm feelin on her ass, ass
Like a nigga don't care. Like a nigga don't care
I've gotta a plan, what's your cell
We playing naked twister back in my hotel
Hey, you're looking kind of cute in that polka dot bikini girl
Hey, this is what I want to do take of that polka dot bikini girl
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin'
I'm in Miami bitch
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch
Get your hands up
Put that ass up
Get you hands up
I'm in Miami bitch
Put put that ass up
I'm in Miami bitch
Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up
Put that put that put that put that ass up
Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up
Put that put that put that put that ass up
Get yo get get yo hands
Put put put put that ass up
Put that ass up put that ass up
I'm in Miami bitch
(Damn, motherfuckin' thirsty)
It's Mornin' time and the girls still there
They lying naked with some Asses in the air (That's what I'm talkin' bout)
Anna wants it bad she's got some big kahunas
But I say I'll be back gotta get some more Coronas
Hey, you're looking kind of cute in that polka dot bikini, girl
Hey, this is what I want to do take of that polka dot bikini, girl
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin'
I'm in Miami bitch
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch
Get your hands up
Put that ass up
Get you hands up
I'm in Miami bitch
Put put that ass up
I'm in Miami bitch
Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up
Put that put that put that put that ass up
Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up
Put that put that put that put that ass up
Get yo get get yo hands
Put put put put that ass up
Put that ass up put that ass up
I'm in Miami bitch
Got all that?
Okay, now here's the rap, translated:
When I arrive, I limp like a pimp with a cocktail in my hand. I wear sneakers. I like your swim suit. Will you take it off? I'm going to drink alcohol all day, and then stay up all night. Let's have fun. We're in Miami, Florida. Drink alcohol, wave your hands. I will touch your bottom like an African American who doesn't care. Will you give me your telephone number? I'd like to invite you over to my hotel, where I have set up a game of Twister. We could play naked. I like your swim suit, but will you take it off? I'm going to drink alcohol all day, and then stay up all night. We are in Miami, Florida. (I am thirsty!) Lift your hands up. Lift your bottom up.
It's morning, and there are still women here. They're naked! Their bottoms are sticking up in the air. The one named Anna seems to want to “do it.” She's got very large breasts, but I have to go get some more alcohol. I like your swim suit, but will you take it off? I'm going to drink alcohol all day, and then stay up all night. We are in Miami, Florida. Lift your hands up. Lift your bottom up. We are in Miami, Florida.
Here's LMFAO's new video.
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