Editor's note: The photos of Lindsay Lohan previously published in this post have been removed at the request of Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. (“Playboy”), which did not grant permission for use of its materials.

Updated at the bottom: Hef decides to release the issue early after making a (feigned?) fuss about the leak.

Lindsay Lohan's entire Marilyn Monroe-themed nude Playboy spread, for which she was reportedly paid $1 million by the silken-robed one, leaked this morning. (The “classy” cover leaked earlier this week.)

TMZ says “the company has printed thousands of extra copies in anticipation of a sales boom.”

Oops. Hugh Hefner's apparently a little old to understand how the Internet works. (Also too old to be proposing to 23-year-olds, but whatever. The world has come to accept his almost artful perviness by now.) Photos — straight from everyone's favorite Holmby Hills mansion — below.

The subhead to the “Lindsay Reborn” profile is a little ambitious:

“Classic beauty, wild child, silver screen siren, inmate #2409752. The rise, fall and redemption of America's most fascinating celebrity.”

Really? Huh. At least the pics are hot! For the full shoot, see WeHo Confidential's ballsy spread. And tell us: What do y'all think? She got anything on the original, whose red-satin shoot was exactly replicated here, with almost boring precision?

Or at least, like, Michelle Williams?

Update, 4 p.m.: The way Playboy king Hugh Hefner is Tweeting this thing up, you'd think the Lohan photo leak was orchestrated to hype the issue.

Even if this isn't a PR stunt, it's doing great things for a dying icon. Hell, Playboy hasn't gotten this much buzz since L.A. County health officials found pneumonia in the grotto.

More junk for your Lohan fix:

“Lindsay Lohan Dead Within in a Year, Dr Drew Predicts“

“Lindsay Lohan Court Sentence: 1 Month in Jail, 2 Months at Morgue (and Stop Tweeting)“

“Lindsay Lohan Moves To 419 Venice Way (You're Welcome, Stalkers)“

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