Dieters are just screwed in Vegas. Simply screwed. Which is strange, because there are so many gorgeous women in breathtakingly short sundresses milling about in Sin City. I couldn't figure out their secret until I saw several of them going nuts over these Le Patissier Towel Cakes. These aren't cakes that you eat. They are face towels arranged to look like pastries. Still, how these women were able to resist the real, actual Le Patissier pastries in favor of towels is pretty incredible.

This is not a chocolate jelly roll.

This is not a chocolate jelly roll.

These are not chocolate souffles.

These are not chocolate souffles.

These are not towels.

These are not towels.

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