Golly, Vern. You know what's gonna get them there professional fornicators in Los Angeleez to stop makin' nude videos?

That's right, a specialized license plate in Kentucky that says “In God We Trust.”

If you charge more for it and send the extra-cost proceeds to anti-porn efforts, it'll be all over, Vern.

Yeah, that'll stop the multi-billion-dollar, L.A.-based porn industry.

And so …

… the wise yokels of this great fried-chicken state have approved this specialize license plate specifically to make a dent in our San Fernando Valley sin factory.

Some of the cash from the extra cost of getting the special plates will also go toward helping performers leave the industry. As if Charlie Sheen doesn't have that job covered.

The group Reclaim Our Culture Kentuckiana (ROCK) battled for three years go get the plates approved.

So thanks, Kentucky, for putting an end once and for all to this sinful industry. Last one off the porn set be sure to put the cap back on the lube bottle — ya hear?

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