Not sure how to put this lightly…

…please don't cum all over me.

Then just as he hits his mark, he pulls out and finishes all over girl's stomach/back/face/whatever. Girl coos in delight, and might even rub it all over herself.

Guy is banging girl. Both are about to cum. He pulls out and finishes all over girl, and girl lies there wondering what just happened, where the nearest towel/shower is, and what's the fastest/cleanest route to get to it.

Just like not every guy likes his salad tossed, not every girl likes spooge in her eye. If she does — especially if it turns her on — she'll likely give you the green light beforehand.

If that green light never cums/comes, take it as a hint: either she's not into that sort of thing, or she forgot to take out her contacts first.

Originally published on Ojoy.com

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