The holidays are long gone, the Superbowl's in the record books, and Spring Break still isn't here yet.

So you'd think the LAPD would give party people a break, maybe take a little breather between beer holidays. Right? Oh hell no. Don't think so.

As long as there are people even walking and driving there's going to be cops bustin' ass (right Christina Aguilera?). And so, here's your handy DUI checkpoint tip sheet for the weekend:

-Tonight: A DUI and drivers license checkpoint will be happening from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. on Van Nuys Boulevard between Laurel Canyon Boulevard and Remick Avenue in Pacoima.

Avoid. Also:

-Saturday: A checkpoint will be set up between 8 p.m. and 2 a.m. on La Brea Avenue between Rodeo Road and Exposition Boulevard near Baldwin Hills.

There you go. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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