Here's a terrific photo, tweeted to us by a reader, valeriesee, with a sense of humor. The owner of this unidentified coffee shop has a pretty good sense of humor too, by the looks of it, although perhaps less so than the DCFS, which agency would probably get notified before any unattended kids got their espresso, puppy, drum and profanity lesson. Too bad the offer doesn't apply to unattended, under-caffeinated grownups. If anyone can ID the coffee shop, please let us know. We like puppies as much as espresso, and are always on the lookout for more vocabulary.

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