Happy Holidays from us to you!
It’s been a wild ride, this roller coaster of a year. No matter how crazy the dips and how unseen the turns, we’ve made it to the finish line – and for that, my friend, we deserve a treat.
So to congratulate you for a year well conquered, we’ve curated a whole box of holiday goodies just for you. From edibles to pre-rolls, face-covers to vapes, we have just what you need to make your holidays merry and bright (including the best damn winter lip treatment you’ve ever tried).
Where did we get all this great stuff? For the cannabis products in the box, we picked them up from The Pottery, a modern cannabis dispensary in Mid City L.A. for medical and recreational customers.
So cozy up next to the fire and get ready to unbox the greatest gift you could give yourself this season: the gift of unrelenting zen and bliss in the form of L.A. Weekly’s Holiday Box.
Satori Milk Chocolate Bars w/ 10mg of THC
Satori Singles pair socially-responsible chocolate with cutting-edge cannabinoid science to create the perfect fast-acting, delicious edible experience.
Satori Singles have been upgraded to bring on euphoric effects much more quickly compared to traditional edibles. Combining the great taste of sustainably-sourced South American cacao with pure cannabis oil, Satori Singles use a nano-emulsifier to allow the cannabinoids to be absorbed quickly and efficiently.
The Farmer and The Felon Pre-rolls
Handcrafted using terpene-rich whole flowers, Farmer and the Felon pre-rolled joints are expertly filled with precisely ground cannabis to ensure an even burn every time. To ensure maximum freshness, they pack pre-rolls into airtight, recyclable tubes.
Míage’s BLOOM La Milpa Lip Treatment
Míage’s BLOOM La Milpa Lip Treatment stick is a healing nectar for your lips; a multifunctional waterless gloss that works double-time as a high-glow daily conditioning lip gloss and as an overnight lip treatment. What makes Míage our number one pick for the best skin care? Their farm-to-skin ethos combined with scientific precision. Their system is effortless, non-invasive, and inexpensive. The perfect way to not just protect your lips from harsh weather, but perfect them year-round, as Míage’s hydrating waterless solution delivers petal-soft lips.
Cannabis Edible Milk Chocolate Bar – Coda Signature Coffee & Doughnuts
Coffee and Doughnut THC Bars – The essence of an early morning pleasure. Creamy milk chocolate joins robust coffee and toasted milk, finished with a dusting of cinnamon sugar. Available in 100 mg THC bars, with 20 pieces per bar, and 5 mg THC per serving, you’ll enjoy flavor notes of South American milk chocolate, coffee, toasted milk, and cinnamon sugar.
Gelonade – Live Resin Disposable Cart
Gelonade’s disposable Live Resin pens are authentically made with 100% fresh frozen material. That means you can chill out and take a deep breath in knowing that what is going into your lungs doesn’t contain anything other than what nature intended and Connected cultivated. There’s no difference in flavor between your jar of Gelonade and the Gelonade oil in your disposable pen except convenience and discretion.
We want to give a special shout-out to Sweet James for collaborating with us on this super cool box!
“Sweet” James Bergener is regularly recognized as one of the country’s leading personal injury lawyers. Because of his expertise in personal injury and wrongful death cases, Mr. Bergener is a high demand legal analyst on radio and television.
Nuvata Vaporizer – Mind Body Series
Nuvata’s core product line of vaporizers in the Mind Body series delivers terpene-rich, naturally flavored cannabis oil with high THC and complimenting CBD levels for optimum balance. This series offers six experiences that range from Full Mind to Full Body and each experience has a supporting flavor profile. Their vaporizers make it simple and easy for you to enjoy the wellness, mindfulness, and fun that cannabis can bring to life.
Nuvata Face Masks
Whether you’re looking for an aid to wellness and mindfulness or simply to add a little extra flavor to life, Nuvata’s premium vaporizers deliver cannabis that’s perfectly suited for your needs. Nuvata’s goal is to make it simple and easy for you to enjoy the wellness, mindfulness, and fun that cannabis can bring to life. Rep their mission with this handy face mask!
Bhang ICE Milk Chocolate bar
Bhang chocolate is for chocolate lovers who crave a high-quality edible containing an incredible, cannabis-free taste and verified potencies that achieve a premium experience. Unlike competitors in the space, Bhang tastes like chocolate – not cannabis.
Moxie F*uck2020 Daytime and Nighttime Infused Pre-Roll
Say it with us, f*ck 2020! Blaze the year away with this limited edition 2g THC-a infused pre-roll. This isn’t like any joint you’ve tried before, made with all Moxie grown indoor flower and rolled with care by Loaded Co. These infused pre-rolls were designed to help you skyrocket into 2021. Pants and sanity not required.
Kurvana Hardware – Satin Graphite Metallic Battery
Precision-made hardware: from the materials used down to its custom shape, Kurvana made essential updates to give you the most reliable and consistent vape experience. With a new anodized aluminum mouthpiece with a lower lip that secures an all-new gasket to form an airtight seal around glass tank, you’ll enjoy increased oil flow precision to their improved ceramic heating element via updated pore sizes and larger airflow passages from top to bottom to facilitate a larger draw and dose with maximum flavor.
Kurvana Botanicals Recovery 3:1:1 Tincture
Introducing Kurvana’s Botanical Tinctures, their collection of all-natural, hemp-infused liposomes. Consisting of key bioactive plant ingredients known to synergistically promote and enhance everyday wellness with NO artificial flavoring, coloring, alcohol, or fillers. Each tincture promotes specific therapeutic benefits using only the finest natural and organic ingredients including full-spectrum hemp oil.
Kurvana ASCND Lunar OG Indica
Kurvana ASCND boasts the most potent oils on the market, offering experienced users heavy psychoactive effects while maintaining a smooth, true-to-strain taste.
Lunar is a sharp, minerally OG indica strain that hits the forefront of your tastebuds, followed by a hint of lemon to help you unwind.
Kurvana CBD – Banana Smoothie 1:1
Kurvana’s highly-anticipated line of CBD includes three all-natural CBD blends plus updated versions of their balanced CBD:THC oils. This is a balanced CBD:THC ratio blended with signature notes that are reminiscent of the desirable taste of a banana smoothie.
Glass House Wifi OG Pre-rolls
This balanced, bright hybrid is a great fit for daytime use and achieves its effects without any drowsy, energy-sapping come-down. With buds that look uncannily like snow-dusted forest. WiFi OG is ideal for artistic endeavors and social gatherings, or just a little boost in lieu of that afternoon espresso. The moment you’re connected WiFi OG will leave you feeling focused and inspired, ready to tackle the day with a few extra megabytes of speed.
SOULTOX 10ph Alkaline Natural Mineral Black Water
Soultox is an all-natural, super antioxidant made for your mind, body and soul. The Fulvic-Humic enhanced all-natural mineral water was designed to detox and help your system recover. A detox you can enjoy with 0 sugar, 0 carbs, and 0 calories. Fulvic & Humic acid is one of the most powerful, natural supplements for maintaining the body’s metabolic and healing functions. It’s a complete source of plant-based nutrients with 77 Trace minerals, 11 natural amino acids in an alkaline balanced state. It’s USDA Organic.