If you could be a guy for a day, what would be the first thing you'd do?

If I could be a guy for a day, the first thing I would do is make great use out of my morning wood.

I would jerk off, get up, pee while standing up, go into the locker room at the gym and listen to what really goes on.

Jerk off again, go to a bar and try to pick up as many women as possible, have them jerk me off (see a trend here?)

I am honestly very curious as to what it feels like to have a cock. I would think it feels exceptionally powerful.

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