World, meet the Hugvie, a little person-shaped pillow with two vibrating motors inside that buzz together to emulate a heartbeat and the vibrating sensation you feel when leaning on your lover's chest. Like when he tells you how beautiful you are…or when she asks to suck your cock again. (To each his/her own.)

Adorable. But wait, there's more.

There's a little slot in which your cellphone will fit, letting you cuddle your doll close while you speak with whomever is on the other end of the phone call. And as you chit chat (or aurally fornicate) the Hugvie will vibrate just as though the two of you were in bed together. So sweet.

The Hugvie was developed by Hiroshi Ishiguro of Osaka University and based this design on his Telenoid robot creation.

“The two vibrators produce a throbbing sound like a heartbeat. That pulse can get faster or stronger, depending on the volume and tone of the caller's voice. We've used several rules like that to create the pulsing sound,” Ishiguro told DigInfo.

And there are definite plans to take the Hugvie to the next level of intimacy. It doesn't appear that Ishiguro has any gutter-worthy thoughts with his innovations, but I sure do.

“We could build in lots of vibrators and special sensors, so that when you hug it, the other person's robot moves as well,” Ishiguro explains.

Yes, yes…so this can make the user feel more loved and cuddled by his or her conversation partner. Or it can become a damn good masturbatory cushion and phone sex device that rivals anything else on the market.

But what shall it be called? I suggest the FukMie. No pressure, though.

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