Christmas can be a drag, especially when you’re watching drag queen superstar Jackie Beat in Jackie Beat on Ice. Like Scrooge wearing too much makeup and falsies (hide Tiny Tim!), Beat and her annual anti-holiday show have been ruining this time of year for all faiths for the past 17 years with original and offensive takes on traditional Christmas songs, including “Santa’s Baby,” “Jew Christmas,” “Alcoholidays,” “Sleigh Ride in Leather With You” and “It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Syphilis.” The self-described love child of “Weird Al” Yankovic and Bette Midler has toured with Roseanne, written for TV and appeared in films.

Fri., Dec. 5, 8-9 & 10-11 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 6, 8-10 & 10-11 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 7, 7-8 & 9-10 p.m., 2014
(Expired: 12/07/14)

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