John McEnroe faces Andre Agassi on the court — wait, what year is this? It's Stars Under the Stars — Agassi vs. McEnroe Exhibition, a special fund-raiser to benefit the Andre Agassi Foundation for Education. The tennis will be top-notch , with astounding thwacks , dramatic blams , and heroic sprints. Maybe Agassi will do that shot between his legs, if we're lucky.

Sat., July 24, 7:30 p.m., 2010

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