Some of the best teeth in show business will light up Tinseltown as Marie Osmond takes the grand marshal seat for this year's 80th Anniversary Hollywood Christmas Parade Benefiting Marine Toys for Tots. Sure, you could wait till Dec. 12, when the Hallmark Channel broadcasts the parade with hosts Erik Estrada and Laura McKenzie, but if you go to the event, you'll get a wholesome blast of prancing horses dressed in their finest and marching band after marching band. And the caliber of celebrities perched in those fancy cars makes you wonder about the whole definition of “celebrity.” Where's Anson Williams when you need him? Starts at Hollywood Boulevard & Orange Avenue, Hlywd.; Sun., Nov. 28, 6 p.m.; free curbside along parade route. Grandstand seating $35. (866) PARADE1, thehollywoodchristmasparade.com.

Sun., Nov. 27, 6 p.m., 2011

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