Summer's late, like Pamela Anderson to an interview, but we'll take what we can get. On Thursday the county of Los Angeles issued a “heat alert,” warning that it'll be a blazer Friday and Saturday in L.A. basin, especially for Lancaster and the Santa Clarita, San Fernando and San Gabriel Valleys.

White people should be more scared of this than potential amnesty for illegal aliens. Says county health czar Jonathan Fielding:

“While people don't need to be told it's hot outside, they do need to be reminded to take care of themselves, children, the elderly, and pets when the weather gets hotter. When temperatures are high, prolonged sun exposure may cause dehydration, heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and heat stroke.”

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