Rolling Stone reports that current Guns N Roses guitarist DJ Ashba went into the studio with none other than Neil fucking Diamond and they emerged with a cover of Adam Sandler's “Chanukah Song”!

They also made a super-literal, South Park-style video where all the namechecked Members of the Tribe (and half-Members, and quarter-Members) are rendered in glorious 2-D. Check out who the “fine-looking Jew” spawned by halfies Paul Newman and Goldie Hawn turns out to be!

Here it is, your first-night-of-Chanukah present (after the jump, of course):

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