From across the universe, West Coast Sound has compiled a quick digital dump of music stories spanning the internutz, interpreted though the lens of the 17th century Japanese poetic form, the Haiku.

A.M.A. Yawnfest,

Wavves locked up in Germany,

still loves to get green.

All the news fit to blog: Wavves' Nathan Williams Arrested in Germany, Joan Baez Injured In Fall From Treehouse, Peter Hook Talks Controversial Joy Division Tour, Atlantic signs Frightened Rabbit, Arcade Fire Premieres Spike Jonze-Directed Video for “The Suburbs,” 2010 American Music Awards: The Performances & List Of Winners, and Katy Perry's boobs make news again.

Wavves' Nathan Williams Arrested in Germany

2010 American Music Awards: The Performances & List Of Winners

Peter Hook Talks Controversial Joy Division Tour

Katy Perry Weighs In On VH1 Divas “Boobgate”

Free Download: The Prodigy Remix Jay-Z

Joan Baez Injured In Fall From Treehouse

Arcade Fire Premieres Spike Jonze-Directed Video for “The Suburbs”

Download All The Songs Sampled On Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Atlantic signs Frightened Rabbit

Watch: Lost Michael Jackson Video

Nathan Williams' prison communique:

“We got stopped at a roadside check and I had six bags in the car and they only found one– the fucking dogs never work. I bet it's high from all the fumes. Anyways, they put me in a cell which was a little nerve-wracking. More so because I was an American in a German jail and not because I have long gay hair. I did wrestle for four years in high school, so I could have fucked somebody up. So yeah, then I gave em €200 and walked out… not a terrible deal. And now I'm getting high again.”

Spike Jonze + Arcade Fire=

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