Laine BentleyIn what sounds like the premise for an unwatchable porno, an elderly British man spent 36 hours stuck in a cock ring last week.
The 69 (of course) year old man arrived at a Manchester hospital reporting that he was unable to remove the sex toy from his genitals. After unsuccessfully finagling with the hardware, surgeons at the North Manchester General Hospital called in a local fire crew to assess the situation.
After the man signed a waiver acknowledging the danger and potential risks of the procedure, (“accidentally cutting your penis off”), the firefighters used a cutting tool to remove the ring. The precision saw they employed is generally used to cut car pedals during rescue situations, which one hopes the patient was not notified of before the firefighters took it to his genitals. The man and his penis came out of the hour-long procedure unscathed. The cock ring did not fair as well.
While the rescue situation looked nothing like this, it was dramatic nonetheless.
The patient was released after spending a night in the hospital. There is no word on whether or not he accepted the counseling services offered after the ordeal. When asked about this mildly ridiculous situation, a politely tactful fire service spokesmen stated that, “our crews were professional and adapted to the circumstances they were faced with. We wish the man involved a speedy recovery.”
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