We're assuming this is a joke but praying it's not. We'd pay to see a Beard Papa movie directed by Edgar Wright, especially if it was in Smell-O-Vision, especially if we got a job as a puffer (you know, the techs who plump the pastry shells with cream just before the camera rolls).

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