This Star Wars horror novel (huh? wha…?) apparently came out last year. I thought it was a joke. It's not. It's real. I haven't read it, but according to the publisher's synopsis, the plot centers around an abandoned Star Destroyer found drifting through space. There's a horrific disease lurking onboard, some survivors, some space zombies. I'm surprised that Lucas sanctioned such a book, but the publisher is LucasBooks, so shows you what little I know. The cover art is hilarious.

Oh, those poor, poor Stormtroopers. In space, no one can hear you scream.

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