You can find almost anything on Craigslist. I got a free cat while searching for writing jobs and later scored a stain-free IKEA couch and mismatched end tables for $50. But venture into the Casual Encounters section and you're playing a completely different ballgame.

The Internet was designed for just a few things — cat videos, pirated porn, and turning strangers into “friends” — and when you venture into the depths of the Casual Encounters listings you become privy to a myriad desires, fetishes, personalities and penis photos you never thought existed.

But does anyone follow through with these requests for “phone luv-in,” “a quick stroke,” or simply “wild sex”? I came across a dude how has. Does. Has done it more than 200 times. And he is taking a break from kitty memes to share his tips for newbie Casual Encounters users. A beginner's guide, if you will.

Key highlights:

Know Your Craigslist Terminology

People Looking For Generous Men Are Prostitutes

Develop A Thick Skin

No Pic, No Sale

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The Beginner's Guide to Anonymous Craigslist Sex

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