Joe Satriani has sued Coldplay for ripping off a song. (See above.) If, indeed, Chris Martin is relying of hotshot guitar wankers for songs, that would explain a lot. But that's a pretty standard three chord progression. I cry bullshit. (I have a tin ear, but is not “Bodies” the same?)

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