There is still time to get your ass to Indio, but you'll need a wristband to get anywhere near the field, let alone inside the festival. We've been trolling Craigslist to get an idea just how desperate buyers and sellers are getting as the final minutes tick down to showtime in the desert.

The Sob Story: Its always a good idea to play the guilt card if you're trying to score last minute tickets. Its even better to play the pet dying of cancer card and offer a slight markup on the ticket price. The pixelated happy/sad faces at the bottom are a real nice touch too.

The Personalized Photo: Always include a photo if you can. For an intimate quality, its optimal to take the shot yourself as you're lounging on your dorm room floor and spreading your legs.

Credit: Craigslist

Credit: Craigslist

The Fake Photo: If you can't take your own picture, just steal one from www.hotwetyogatwins.com.

Credit: Craigslist

Credit: Craigslist

The Dating Site Look: OK you're athletic, and you like coffee. We're not sure why this guy included these photos; probably just to show you how awesome he is.

Credit: Craigslist

Credit: Craigslist

The Cheese Farmer with Benefits: Unload your goats and get in to Coachella. This guy just rules.

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Credit: craiglist

The Thinly Veiled Sex Offer: You're halfway to Indio if you can get past the Craigslist censors.

Credit: Craigslist

Credit: Craigslist

The Creative Genius: If anybody has an invisible cloak and doesn't give it to this buyer, that's just plain mean. They only want to borrow it.

Credit: Craigslist

Credit: Craigslist

Good luck everybody!

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