Come on! Chanel surfboard? Chanel snowboard? Chanel football? Chanel dumbbells?! There's even a Chanel boomerang. (You better hope and pray that boomerang comes back when you throw it.)

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If you recall, artist Peter Gronquist did his version of a Chanel assault rifle or RPG or whatever kind of killing implement it was (he also did versions featuring the Louis Vuitton and Prada logos). But that was a joke. That was “Art.” That was carried by Sacha Baron Cohen at the premiere for Bruno. This stuff–the Chanel football, basketball, dumbbells, and yes, Chanel zodiac watercraft–this stuff is real.

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Credit: Photo by Jon Kopaloff, FilmMagic

Credit: Photo by Jon Kopaloff, FilmMagic

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