So you're the guy almost everyone thinks is the mastermind, the Bernie Madoff, the Dr. Evil of the Bell salary scandal, the guy who might have helped other Bell officials draw President Obama-level pay?

With your bail set at $2 million, charged with 53 counts of messing with public funds, you might have a little humility — at least pay attention during court Wednesday.

But what do you do? You snooze. Then you alight, smirking. KTTV Fox 11 News has the video:

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