Cake Porn: May I Continue To Distract You From the Regularly Scheduled Economic Apocalypse

You know what you need in these rough times? Cake. Thus, I give you CakeSpy. It's a site run by a woman out of Seattle, a “Dessert Detective Agency dedicated to seeking sweetness (literally) in everyday life.” They write about cake, and bakeries, and cookies, and cupcakes. They have cute little drawings of donuts. 

Those of us on a diet–meaning me, meaning you–can just gawp at the pictures. Like this one, of the “Deathcake.” It has 5 billion calories, and enough sugar to power you through nuclear winter.