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I thought that the Autoblow AI would be mind-blowing. All this talk of a blowjob machine with artificial intelligence made me expect a blowjob worthy of the Gods. An ethereal sexual experience like never before. The suck to end all sucks.

Boy was I disappointed.

In this Autoblow review, you’ll learn my honest opinion of this ‘blowjob machine’ and why I wasn’t my favorite by a long shot.

We’re going to start the review by taking a look at the pros and cons of the Autoblow AI and show you why other alternatives such as the Quickshot Launch and Kiiroo KEON are my all time favorites right now.

Quick background of the toy before i jump into the review:

The Autoblow AI is an automatic male masturbator sex toy created backed by a very successful Indiegogo Campaign. The toy claims to use “machine learning” and “artificial intelligence” to simulate 10 different styles of blowjob, though I’ll explain why that’s very misleading later on.

Pros and Cons of the Autoblow AI

Pros

  • 10 different modes and speeds
  • Easy to clean the sleeve
  • Can go VERY fast
  • 100% body-safe silicone sleeve

If you like your blowjob machines to milk your penis VERY quickly, then you might actually love this thing. The tight sleeve and the intense speed of this product provide a very extreme experience that some dudes would be really into.

The penis sleeve is also easy to wash and made from 100% silicone, so it’s great in terms of hygiene and cleaning.

Cons

  • Very tight
  • Expensive
  • Artificial intelligence (AI) concept is misleading
  • No slow settings
  • Overheats easily
  • Hard to change sleeves
  • Must be plugged into a wall outlet
  • Very heavy & noisy
  • Large and difficult to hold
  • Occasionally stops working for no apparent reason

As you can see, this list of cons is significantly larger than the pros.

All in, this product is just a mess. Unless your penis is on the smaller side, this penis sleeve is going to be way too tight and uncomfortable for most men. There’s also many design faults that need to be fixed, such as problems with overheating and glitches where the toy stops working altogether.

Things to keep in mind before buying an Autoblow AI

It’s expensive

The Autoblow 2 retails at $299.95, which is very bloody expensive before shipping. While most men will undoubtedly pay up for the promise of unlimited blowjobs, you’re potentially looking at $300+ after shipping costs.

However, toys such as the Lovense Max 2 offer a vibrating penis experience for $199, while the Quickshot Launch retails for just $189.95 and has a very similar design to the Autoblow 2, but it’s much more customizable and user-friendly.

You have to buy a separate Quickshot stroker to use the Launch, but even with that and shipping it’s still way less than Autoblow’s $299.95.

It doesn’t have any slow settings

With the Autoblow 2, you get milked to death or nothing. Every setting is fast, even on the “slow” settings. Like many men, I enjoy a real blowjob to vary speed and sometimes go nice and slow.

It’s sensual!

Again, the Quickshot Launch allows you to customize the stroke speed, stroke length, and stroke position down to a T, so you can customize a great blowjob at the perfect speed. It’s also cheaper.

It’s too tight

I’m slightly above average penis size, and I found this blow job machine to be WAY too tight. Even if you were average penis girth, I still think that the Autoblow 2 would be painful to use.

Ouch.

I understand that a male sex product has to be a “one size fits all” kind of deal, but it would be great to loosen up the penis sleeve just a little.

It’s loud and noisy

The Autoblow AI and Autoblow 2 are huge. Like, way too big. This toy looks a bit like an old Xbox 360 or something. 

Make no mistake – you can’t just slip this into your sock drawer. Hiding this product would be difficult, even if you’ve got the largest bedroom in the world.

It’s also very loud and noisy, so using it is by no means discreet. However, oral sex toys like the Kiiroo KEON are smaller, subtler, and quiter, so they’re much easier to use discreetly..

Review of Autoblow AI Features

Artificial Intelligence and Machine Learning

Okay, so saying that your blow job simulator has “artificial intelligence” and “machine learning” sounds like Pris from Bladerunner is sitting at Tyrell Corp learning the best ways to suck your cock for the best orgasm possible.

It’s not like that at all.

Basically, the company used machine learning to study BJ porn video clips, using the video to help artificial intelligence “learn” the best oral sex techniques. However, using porn as a reference doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s the best BJ ever – it’s just what looks good for cameras.

Honestly, the whole thing seems a marketing ploy. And that’s fine, every sex toy company does that, but calling it “artifical intelligence” suggests that the Autoblow 2 will actively learn new ways to suck your cock – that’s just not true.

To tell you the truth, it doesn’t even feel that good.

10 settings and 10 speeds

There are 10 settings with the Autoblow 2, all of which have 10 different speeds which go from “fast” to “really fucking fast”. The 10 basic settings are:

  1. The Full Stroke – up and down
  2. Intense Edge – fast edging
  3. Fast Edge – even faster edging
  4. Teasing Slow Stroke – slow-ish edging
  5. Top Stroke – concentrates on the tip
  6. Bottom Stroke – concentrates on the base
  7. Top and Bottom Stroke – works the whole length
  8. Masterstroke 1 – combination of top, bottom, and full strokes
  9. Masterstroke 2 – combination of top, bottom, and full strokes
  10. The “AI” Blowjob – random, essentially

The company used artificial intelligence and machine learning to create these settings, but you wouldn’t know it. None of them feel remotely close to a real life blow job, at least to me. If you call your product the Autoblow AI, I’m expecting some next-level sci-fi orgasm shit.

Outdated electronics

To be honest, the Autoblow 2 looks as though it was made in the late ’90s. It resembles some kind of knock-off video game console from 20 years ago, with a weird retro-futuristic look that makes it look incredibly dated.

It also seems to be a little basic, with bulky parts and noisy motors that make it hard for users to imagine a real life BJ.

Needs to be plugged into the wall

This product needs to be plugged into the wall. No, not to charge. It just needs to be plugged into the wall permanently while you’re using it. We live in a world of great sex toys with long battery lives and USB charging, but the Autoblow 2 wants us to go back to the good ol’ days.

Urgh.

Now in fairness, the company includes a very long cable and plugging into the wall means that your battery can never run out, but come on guys… the technology for this new product to work with rechargeable batteries obviously exists now.

If you’d rather use a blow job machine that will work without being plugged in, then the Kiiroo KEON, Lovense Max 2, and Quickshot Launch are all available with fast wall or USB charging.

It overheats easily

I don’t know why this is happening in 2020, but this new male sex toy may overheat very easily.

There’s a cooling vent on the bottom of this product, but the toy seems to heat up and shut off very easily. The first time I used it, it crashed. The second time it crashed again. I was in my cellar at the time, which I can assure you is not fucking warm.

Not a good sign.

Autoblow AI reviews Reddit

Here’s a few opinions from Reddit users who bought the Autoblow:

“Piece of junk to me. I’m a bigger guy who has had a few real bj’s in his life. Could hardly get in it this turd and it Felt like my unit was being crushed. There wasn’t even a slight resemblance to the feeling of the real thing. They said I got a bad sleeve and shipped another but no difference. Huge waste of money”
u/thisoldtruck2

“The modes where it’s pulling up and down on the shaft gave me a sensation I’ve not really had before exactly. It’s not like a deep throat, it’s like a firm hand job working the shaft but with the pleasure of being in a mouth”
u/ZoenBoen

“It’s generally accepted it’s simply a really bad toy. Any review saying it was good was a lie to make them money.”
u/thebattlefieldfan

“This thing is LOUD and HEAVY. In fact, I was watching porn with headphones and having a hard time concentrating. Your dick won’t be able to hold it up without your hands, so you have to sit there and hold the thing against your body.”
u/nowisthetime2012

Alternatives to the Autoblow AI

If, like me, you’ve been disappointed by the reality of the Autoblow, don’t worry! There are many similar sex toys available that work even better in my opinion!

  • Kiiroo KEON ($249) – VR-integrated masturbation machine with 5+ sleeves & cutting edge technology
  • Fleshlight Quickshot Launch ($189.95) – Masurbation machine that goes up to 250 strokes per minute, includes universal smartphone holder for watching porn
  • Lovense Max 2 ($199) – Cock vibration & contraction device that you can control from an app on your smartphone or use long-distance through Wi-Fi

Autoblow AI and Autoblow 2 Review Conclusion

So yeah, the Autoblow AI is pretty darn terrible if you ask me. It’s loud, heavy, tight, and breaks down a lot. It also plays up the artificial intelligence aspect which is very misleading.

If it was cheap, I could forgive a lot of this, but for nearly $300 you’d be a fool to waste your money on this oral sex toy.

On the whole, the KEON, Max 2 and Quickshot are just smaller, quieter, more modern, more reliable, and most importantly – they FEEL better.

Oh, and they’re also a ton cheaper too.

I hope you enjoyed this Autoblow AI review! You can buy one if you want, but I don’t recommend it.

 

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