Missed encounters: You—driving a white BMW with "CA Bunny" vanity plates, didn't use your turn signal. Me—aggro driver on my morning commute, politely calling you a "fuckface." You on your cell phone logging in minutes, me logging the reasons I hate you: 1.) lack of blinker usage 2.) CA Bunny 3.) you don't know how to drive 4.) you're a dildo, batteries not included 5.) and you chafe 6.) and uh, wait, is that you getting out of the driver side? You trying to be tough. Me, pretending to be scared.
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