Two of the more quotable and astute wise-asses on the planet sit down together and chat for our amusement as Writers Bloc Presents Andy Borowitz in Conversation With Patton Oswalt. How quotable? Humorist/fake news blogger Borowitz tips us off on what they'll discuss. “It will be a typical L.A. conversation,” he emails. “We'll discuss the different routes we took driving to the Saban.” Are the two good pals? “We're more than friends. We follow each other on Twitter.” Saban Theater, 8440 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills; Tues., Feb. 28, 7:30 p.m.; $20. brownpapertickets.com.

Tue., Feb. 28, 7:30 p.m., 2012

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