Former teen drama queen and tabloid target Shannen Doherty could teach Lindsay Lohan a thing or two once the latter is out of rehab, goes back in and is out again. Doherty's book, Badass: A Hard-Earned Guide to Living Life With Style and (the Right) Attitude, is less a tell-all about her Beverly Hills 90210 days and more a how-to on work, relationships and getting out of a traffic ticket. And she'll help you go from bad and ass to badass with list after list (after list), including her badass 10 commandments; top 10 badasses from history; badass recipes; badass dog breeds; badass nail and lipstick shades; badass themes for charades; and badass U.S. and international vacation destinations, which, of course, includes Badlands, South Dakota. Don't worry if you go cross-eyed. That's badass, too. So is knowing that a “pizza and six-pack of beer can be a party as long as you are surrounded by your favorite people.” Embroider that on your Luke Perry pillowcase. Doherty signs at Barnes & Noble, The Grove at Farmers Market, 189 Grove Dr.; Wed., Nov. 10, 7 p.m. (323) 525-0270. –Siran Babayan

Wed., Nov. 10, 7 p.m., 2010

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