From across the universe, West Coast Sound has compiled a quick digital dump of music stories spanning the internutz, interpreted though the lens of the 17th century Japanese poetic form, the Haiku.

Uke FAIL, Jerky Dress

And Flaming Lips Unleash the

Lightning vagina.

All the news fit to blog: Ukelele fest bombs, Daft Punk announces date for Tron Legacy soundtrack, Max Weinberg says he won't join Conan's new show, Kanye West drops new Jay-Z collab, and the Flaming Lips release bizarre new NSFW video for “See the Leaves,” featuring scary lightning skribble pubes.

See it here:

Radiohead Might “Throw Out” New Album

Ukulele World Record Quest In Calif. Comes Up Short

Lady Gaga's VMA Meat Dress To Become 'Jerky'

Daft Punk announce release date for 'TRON: Legacy' soundtrack

King Sunny Ade To Release His First New Studio Album In 10 Years

Drummer MAX WEINBERG Won't Join CONAN's New TBS Show

Dick Dale's Guitar Screams With Pain And Pleasure

Free Download: Salem Remixed By oOoOOO

Kanye West Reveals Jay-Z Joint Album Details

Lil Wayne's 'Not A Human Being' Video Dissected

Download Kanye's new track “So Apalled” featuring Jay-Z, Clipse MC Pusha T, RZA and Swizz Beatz, and Cyhi Da Prince

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