From across the universe, West Coast Sound has compiled a quick digital dump of music stories spanning the internutz, interpreted though the lens of the 17th century Japanese poetic form, the Haiku.

Gaga Wears Meat Suit,

Duff kicks Addiction, but the

Bottle hits Axl.

All the news fit to blog: First new Aphex Twin album in nine years reportedly in the works, Nat Cole's Spanish albums uncovered, Radiohead gives away free concert film, Kanye West gets emo over Taylor Swift, and Bob Marley's daughter arrested for weed charge (surprise, surpise).

Aphex Twin To Release New Album

Duff McKagan Leaves Jane's Addiction

Lady Gaga's Vogue Hommes Japan Meat Suit Offends PETA

Guns N' Roses Pelted With Bottles in Dublin

Google Plots Entry Into Online Music Sales

DOWNLOAD: Radiohead Concert Film

Raekwon Discusses New Album, Kanye-Bieber Track

Nat King Cole, En Espanol

Top 20 Tweets of the Week

Bob Marley's daughter pleads guilty to drug charge

The VMAs' 50 Most Outrageous Fashions

John Lennon killer Chapman denied parole in NY

Ex-ELO cellist killed in collision with hay bale

Kanye West: 'I bled hard' over Swift debacle

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