Having trouble achieving that hard-on? Need help lubricating your flower? Well, these songs can help! If you're into music as foreplay, here are some suggestions to add to your iTunes library. Chase strange, do the nasty, and don't forget to pay for your music!

1. Bright Eyes — Lover I Don't Have to Love

Conor Oberst sums up a night of chemicals and fucking.law logo2x b


3. CocoRosie — Werewolf

Two sisters' childlike voices whisper, tremble, and rap
about sucking dick, bastards, generic love shit, and werewolves.law logo2x b

A genius combination of thumps and hesitation, chirps and
shrieks.  This song epitomizes want
and fear.  The beat is naughty; the
noises are ethereal.  The coolest
stripper in the world would dance to this song. 

Your eruptions and disasters
I keep calm admiring your lava
I keep calm


…STILL horny? 

  • Peter Bjorn and John
    — The Chills
  • Antony & the Johnsons — Fistful of Love

  • Beatles — I Want You (She's So Heavy)

  • La Roux — In For The Kill (Skream's Let's Get Ravey Remix)
  • Nina Simone — Feeling Good
  • Bat for Lashes – Trophy
  • Led Zeppelin — When the Levee Breaks
  • Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds — Loverman
  • Ryan Adams — Wonderwall
  • Portishead — Glory Box
  • Interpol — Leif Erikson
  • Lykke Li — Little Bit

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