Time to break out that sample size hotel lotion in your desk drawer and peep through these titillating album covers. In honor of last month's #RSD12, here are some horn dog examples of why you should pony down to your local indie music store and buy some vinyl. Or you can stay indoors — on the internet, diddling.
Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass — Whipped Cream & Other Delights
Whippersnapper! The album cover ALL your grandparents masturbated to… all of them. Even Grams after her weekly bridge class. There was a follow up parody by Pat Cooper that involves spaghetti. Those boobs are real.
O'Donel Levy — Everything I Do Gonna Be Funky
To be the fly on the wall during this ass casting. Funky!
BONUS! Britney Spears — …Baby One More Time
The rise and fall of hot, tight young ass in pop music. Let us have a moment of silence. And by silence, I mean the gentle hum of your laptop's fan and the squishy noise coming from your hand's general vicinity.