Time to break out that sample size hotel lotion in your desk drawer and peep through these titillating album covers. In honor of last month's #RSD12, here are some horn dog examples of why you should pony down to your local indie music store and buy some vinyl. Or you can stay indoors — on the internet, diddling. 

Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass — Whipped Cream & Other Delights 

Whippersnapper!  The album cover ALL your grandparents masturbated to… all of them.  Even Grams after her weekly bridge class.  There was a follow up parody by Pat Cooper that involves spaghetti.  Those boobs are real.  

 O'Donel Levy — Everything I Do Gonna Be Funky

To be the fly on the wall during this ass casting.  Funky!

BONUS!  Britney Spears —  …Baby One More Time

The rise and fall of hot, tight young ass in pop music.  Let us have a moment of silence.  And by silence, I mean the gentle hum of your laptop's fan and the squishy noise coming from your hand's general vicinity. 

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