Arrgh. It is not real! First there was the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag in which we learned the awesome power of the Star Wars fan with $99.99 worth of disposable income. Now this: a 2001 Space Odyssey Monolith Action Figure. Yup, it's not real either….or is it? If you get angry enough, those bastards at ThinkGeek may make it real.

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Also for your consideration frustration: The iCade (turns your iPad into an arcade game), Subdermal Programmable Tattoos, My First Bacon plush doll, and Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock.

See their past years' April Fools products here.