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The Best Albums of 2013 So Far, in Haiku Form

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Wed, Jun 26, 2013 at 3:45 AM
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[Editor's note: Weekly scribe Jeff Weiss's column, "Bizarre Ride," appears on West Coast Sound every Wednesday. His archives are available here.]

A list is essentially an argument in numerical order. By nature, it's a reflection of personal taste and limited time. It's easy to forget that the sounds hyped online and in print rarely reflect the diversity of a city of four million -- where it seems every third person has a Bandcamp or IMDb page.

Keeping up with more than one genre of music in 2013 can inspire the elliptical insanity usually found only in postal workers and Wikipedia editors. But there's something inherently wonderful in the ability to make a Spotify playlist absorbent of South Central jazz fusion and Echo Park bedroom psych-rock, ratchet R&B and orchestral emo beat music nurtured in Chatsworth.

If there's a narrative to trace, it's one of continuation rather than revolution.

The foundation of L.A. underground music laid down in the last decade continues to reap dividends. Just five years ago, L.A. was primarily maligned for offering only aging gangsta rap, Dim Mak dance punk and backpack boom-bap. Since then, it has harbored everything from Odd Future and Kendrick Lamar, to the Smell and Low End Theory, to the evanescent jerkin' dance craze.

But even something like jerkin', which seems anachronistic only four years later, incubated the careers of two of the city's biggest hip-hop stars: Y.G. and DJ Mustard. At the moment, Los Angeles seems like a city in transition, waiting for the next big club night or aesthetic collision. Yet with the year half elapsed, there are excellent options to mind the time.

The following are Bizarre Ride's best L.A. albums of the last six months -- in haiku form.

10. Durag Dynasty, 360 Waves (Nature Sounds)

Alchemist comes home

Forms Venice Do-rag Wu Tang

Meet Killa Army

9. Baths, Obsidian (Anticon)

Bleak emo symphonies

Miasma skies bones and blood

Beats still very warm

8. White Fence, Cyclops Reap (Castle Face)

Greek myth guitar rock

Pink gorillas and acid tabs

Crash the monster's ball

7. TeeFlii, Annie Ruo'Tay 2 (Mixtape)

Ratchet Jodeci

Or X-rated new The-Dream

Excuse the victor

6. Rhye, Woman (Republic/Innovative Leisure)

Do you like Sade?

This is no ordinary band

Lovers rock once more

5. The Delfonics, Adrian Younge Presents the Delfonics (Wax Poetics)

Old soul meets O.G.

Bust out your Panama hat

Stop and look again

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