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Ultra 2013: Best Inflatable Animals and Blow-Up Dolls

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Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 3:30 AM

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Ultra Music Festival is a zoo.

From land sharks to killer whales, pink flamingos to African zebras, UMF 2013 is starting to feel a lot like a World Wildlife Foundation fundraiser, complete with endangered species and cuddly critters.

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Attention, ravers: The inflatable chimp won't hurt you! He is your friend. He loves you. He loves everybody. Check out some of our favorite inflatable props at Ultra 2013.

Orca Whale

Like a fish out of water (or in this case a mammal), a killer whale has no business at Ultra. But it's mating season, and these bros are taking full advantage of Shamu's flukes.

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Plains Zebra

Fact: Zebras are safer at Ultra than they are in Africa. Stop poaching, assholes!

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Mustachioed Saguaro

Don't let the mustache fool you, cacti can be a real pain in the ass. Especially if you sit on one.

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Sanrio Kitten

Want to stick out at Ultra? It'll take a lot more than a 12-year-old girl's Hello Kitty birthday balloon. Nice try, homie.

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