Hard Summer -- Los Angeles' biggest, brightest, and boobiest EDM festival -- took place this past weekend. Among the throngs of EDM revelers were a number of gorgeous ladies whom I'd love to wife up. However, as was true of the luscious throngs at EDC Las Vegas, they were mostly out of my league. And so here are five unattainable Hard girls who make me, well, excited.
Forget Superman. I can be your hero, baby. (Forget Enrique Iglesias too.)