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The Top 20 Whitest Musicians of All Time: 10-6

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Wed, May 23, 2012 at 3:30 AM

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10. Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton makes Jack White look like Son House. Dude tries so hard it's

embarrassing. Kind of weird, considering his pithy quip to a London audience in August

1976, "This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons

living here." Slowhand was drunk, but has never apologized for the comment; on the

contrary, he's repeatedly defended it. Nor has Clapton ever apologized for the 50 years

he's spent making bland, boring approximations of the blues for beer commercials and

the bar bands of Topeka. After all, nothing says "authentic blues" like the

synthesizer licks on "Forever Man." -- Nicholas Pell

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9. James Blunt

James Blunt would make an excellent toothpaste ingredient, such is his blinding whiteness. He also has a song that climaxes with a rousing chant of "I'm so hollow baby/ I'm so hollow." Meanwhile, "You're Beautiful" was so uncool that even the castrato himself felt the need to darken it up a few shades by reminding folks it's sung from the perspective of a stalker. After all, that excuse did wonders for Sting. -- Dan Weiss

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8. Sarah McLachlan

There's a line in Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Willow says something about making love and Xander is all, "Wild monkey love? Or tender, Sarah McLachlan love?" When your very name is a signifier on Buffy for dreary, un-monkey-like sex -- and when the edgiest thing you've ever done is an XTC cover -- you are officially a deeper shade of pale. -- Andy Hermann

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