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World's Douchiest DJs: The Top Five

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Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 8:35 AM
click to enlarge Pauly D didn't make our list. He's a douche, but he's not much of a DJ.
  • Pauly D didn't make our list. He's a douche, but he's not much of a DJ.

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Finding a douchey DJ is about as easy as finding an Ed Hardy t-shirt in Vegas on a Saturday night.

Still, we strive for accuracy at LA Weekly, and we've gone through the list of top global spinners with a fine-tooth comb to bring you this revelatory Top 5 of supremely douchey spinners.

Bottoming our list:

click to enlarge kaskade_press_photo.JPG

5. Kaskade. Sorry. But just getting the big-time treatment in The New York Times recently sealed the deal. In reality, Kaskade is a super-down-to-earth, nice-guy Mormon who has been hanging out in Santa Monica recently. In global clubland, however, he's a larger than-life spinner of uplifting "house" music who all the girls love. You have to hate him just for that. But then he causes a near-riot on Hollywood Boulevard. And he looks good in tight t-shirts.

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