We're not that "smart" nor have the time.
But some enterprising soul has put the current issue of LA Weekly, featuring our controversial interview with Insane Clown Posse (how controversial? go through the comments), up on eBay.
That's right, someone grabbed an extra copy (or several, they might be hoarding) of our free alt-weekly and started a bid for $0.99 + $5 shipping and handling. Total starting price: $5.99.
Fuckin' FREE weeklies--how do they work?
Check out the item: