Questionable quality: Must be filtered through Rob Zombie's beard.
Questionable quality: By the look of this bottle, "Fancy" must smell like Golden Girls' farts.
8. Kiss Wine
Questionable quality: May or may not be distilled from Gene Simmon's tongue juice.
7. Rap Snacks
Questionable quality: In theory Rap Snacks look like a lot of fun, but I'm pretty sure Dirt McGirt Onion chips taste like ODB's Reeboks.
Questionable quality: Nelly seems to have taken off all his clothes BEFORE it got hot in there.
5. 50 Cent's Magic Stick Condoms
Questionable quality: Ok, 50's jimmy hats didn't actually hit the mainstream market, but if you do find one, consider yourself lucky. If you actually use one, however, perhaps you should seek medical help. Immediately. From 50 himself: "But it just didn't work out because I wanted things in it that wouldn't work. I wanted things that would prolong sexual performance. You could just put it on and just go." Apparently, 50's thunderdong chemicals had some "complications."