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Henry Rollins Column: Decision Points, the Dreamosphere and the Voice-Over Cliffhanger

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Fri, Nov 12, 2010 at 11:07 AM

click to enlarge MAURA LANAHAN
  • Maura Lanahan

[The one and only Henry Rollins contributes a column and far-reaching reportage to the music section of the LA Weekly. Look for your weekly Henry Rollins fix right here on West Coast Sound every Friday and make sure to tune in to Henry's KCRW radio show every Saturday evening, or online, or as a podcast, or however else you decided to listen to the most eclectic DJ on LA's airwaves.

This installment includes Henry's thoughts on network TV, Decision Points--read that in your best GWB voice--and the Hollywood dreamosphere, plus an update on the voiceover adventure and the awesomely annotated playlist for his KCRW BROADCAST #89 for tomorrow, Saturday 11-13-10. For more details please visit KCRW.com and HenryRollins.com]

How am I? Well, I'm glad I asked me. Happy for the most part. Happy to be breathing when I wake up after the few hours of sleep I have had over the last few days, happy to be working. I have been working away all week. No star turn, merely a cog in a massive machine, making network television magic. It's good time comedy we're churning out, one shot at a time. The cast and crew could not possibly be more friendly and talented. The hours can be long but we're all happy as hell to be working in a situation where there's lots of laughs and free coffee. I am pulling my weight in the world, that's always the satisfying feeling I have when I walk off the set and back to my car after a day of work inside the gleaming Hollywood dreamosphere.

I learned something about television the other day. I learned that shows are created to have on hand to quickly insert in place of a show that has fallen out of favor part way through the season. Keep them smiling! Keep the viewers happy--throw your shoulder into it! The furnace must be kept properly stoked. Apparently, the show I am working on is for this purpose. With great zeal and gratitude, I supply the demand.

In other enthralling travails, that voice over I went in for last week has turned into a bit of a cliffhanger, kind of like the Miller-Murkowski write-in countdown in wild, untamed AK. Initially, I was told that the employment opportunity had "gone away" as they almost always do in my case. The damn thing has come roaring back to life and there is another audition to do as now it's down do two of us to see who has the voice of choice. There will be no cage match, just a small booth, a microphone, probably a single sentence of copy with two paragraphs of direction. I can't say that the suspense is building within me but I will be there, voice in hand, or something.

I cannot convey to you the obsessive watch I kept on America's forty-third president, George W. Bush. Almost everything he did filled me with copious amounts of fear, fascination, frustration and astonishment. Oh, the laugh track he generated as he beat the daylights out of the English language and made the whole planet go all wobbly. Boy George is back in the world he changed forever to promote his new book, Decision Points. When I think of those two words, I hear GWB's voice saying them and I have to be careful not to shoot coffee through both nostrils. I make up my own Bush quotes: "I called my book Decision Points because at one point, I had to make a decision about what to call the book. As a president, you have to make a lot of decisions at a lot of different points. It's part of the job."

Hearing him field the lobs tossed to him by Matt Lauer brought back so many memories. At some point, I will have to readify that book. I want to get edifacated on his justification of waterboarding, now that he has helped make it a viable option and almost ensured its use on captured American soldiers in future battles. Just another decision point, I guess.

Next week, I will do my best to report to you faithfully. I am not sure of what my internet access will be. What a sleepless week it has been. I have some long flights ahead of me, I will pursue the elusive sleep once I am wheels up. Until next week, brace yourself for the hot syrup sweetness of this weekend's radio show. Details below.

DON'T MISS SATURDAY NIGHTS ON THA K, KCRW FM 89.9

6-8 PM - HENRY ROLLINS (FINC), ENGINEER X, WILL 'THE DOUBLE B' BENTLEY

8-10 PM - LIZA 'I'LL TAKE YOU THERE' RICHARDSON

10-MIDNIGHT - MARIO 'THE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY MINUTE MIRACLE' COTTO

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