A West Coast Sound reader going by Danziggy left us a comment on our original post linking to a video by YouTube user CabbagePatchacha (we assume they're one and the same), that casts Danzig as an advocate for the brand.
Starring "Mother"-era Danzig (wearing a kitty mask), some satisfied feline customers, and a giant pile of cat dookie in the shape of a pentagram. Oh, and wait 'til you hear him meow.
Okay, we NOW officially declare this a dead meme. Play him off, Keyboard Cat.