You've got to hand it to Maynard James Keenan. The man's a musical titan, he makes a great bottle of wine, and he's got one of the sharpest senses of humor I've ever had the pleasure of working with. Check out the above "press conference" starring Maynard James Keenan as Major Douche to promote the live performance/variety show debut of his Puscifer project in Las Vegas at the Palms, February 13, 14 and 15. Each show has already sold out but tomorrow, January 24 at 12 noon PST, a few hundred extras will be released via Ticketmaster and Live Nation. Set those alarms, people. As Major Douche would say, expect pure chaos sprinkled with significant collateral damage.