We're not talking White Widow, Pineapple and Romulan. The Vivid Visions Smoke blend ($8) contains Harry Potter-sounding stuff like mugwort, colsfoot and mullein -- but instead of sipping this brew like some nervous ninny who can't handle coffee, you're supposed to roll the dry bits up into a big, fat Marley to share with fellow tea-heads.
According to the Etsy page, it causes vivid dreams, eases asthma, restores "exhausted nerves" and attends to a host of other ailments. It's also best enjoyed "with friends or during sacred ceremonies." With a pitch like that, the bullshit detector has to be screeching like a freshman on a bad acid trip. In the promotional video (embedded above), you half-expect Joanna Newsom to haul her harp across the frame.
While there's something more than a little Portlandia about Vivid Visions, you can't argue with the prospect of smoking something and relaxing without wanting to eat your weight in macaroni-and-cheese fritters shortly thereafter. Or a little green. As of a few days ago, Raganella sold out of the Vivid Visions Smoke Blend on Etsy. Considering its popularity, a new batch has to be forthcoming. In the meantime, shore up on All Is Full of Love Balm and bide your time.