What does @jasonsegel get for dropping the truth? Anger, hate and bitter recriminations from stalwart burrito warriors. Segel lets loose a volley of explanatory, defensive and, eventually, conciliatory Tweets, but the damage is done. The chasm between the burrito crowd and the sandwich crowd may never be bridged. That's fine with us.
Jason: Gird your loins and grab some Cheddar. (Okay, maybe wash your hands first.) Prepare yourself for battle. Whatever you do, don't back down. Stay strong. The supremacy of the sandwich must never be diminished.