Happy Thanksgiving. Squid Ink will be back on Monday. If you're still on the fence about how to cook the holiday turkey (roasting, grilling, deep-frying), consider the following YouTube clip, in which House Holdhacker cooks the bird using a lightbulb, some DVD-R's and a bit of duct tape. Just the thing if you watched way too much MacGyver as a kid, or read those Homeland Security pamphlets a few too many times. (Having dinner with Dick Cheney? Just the thing.) Let us know how it turns out.