We owe TMZ so much. News of what William Shatner is wearing. The details of Charlie Sheen's $20,000 text messages. Pictures of Ryan Seacrest doing pretty much everything, from exiting Mozza to walking around Paris with his parents. Now we know exactly what Bristol Palin and the rest of the Dancing with the Stars cast and crew will be eating later tonight, before (before, really?) the show's finale, as the website just published the menu. Lobster. Mashed potatoes. Sundaes. Maybe the whole cast can just transition en masse to The Biggest Loser. Thank you, everyone. Really.