The Muppets Take Burlesque (NSFW)

Now that we're grown up and don't watch Jim Henson's Muppet Show anymore, the only thing better than Gonzo is finding out that Gonzo is really a woman and has perfected the art of tassel twirling. The Monday Night Tease! Muppet (of Burlesque) Show returned to 3 of Clubs on Nov. 16 featuring strip-tease performances by Miss Piggy, Beaker, Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Swedish Chef, Rizzo and more.